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Funny Christmas Songs – Groove King senseless

Ho, ho, ho! It’s that time of year when people, and are counting the days before Christmas is the perfect time to learn some funny Christmas songs. After all, this is the season to be jolly! Stretch your vocal chords, or stretch your fingers on the piano, and have the whole family laughing with these new songs, funny christmas for children.

Do you even know Ye Olde words?

Traditional songs are so beautiful melodies, but sometimes the words of Christmas songs are hard to understand. After a “here” to “you know” and “good league”, most adults start to lose the plot, so imagine how hard it must be for kids! To make the most important traditional songs for children Christmas today, I decided it was time to write new lyrics.

So I set to work and wrote a collection of funny Christmas songs for children that preserves the original melodies of our favorite Christmas songs, but breathes new life into them completely. They are Christmas songs like you’ve never heard before! They are strange, weird and twisted, but all in good fun! Here is an example:

Groove King Senseless
(To the tune of Good King Wenceslas)

Groove King senseless last looked out
On his fans all screaming.
Drove into a round-about,
Deep in his day dreaming.

Brightly shone the police light,
Though his fate was cruel.
When he stumbled out of sight,
Up went all the fu-u-el!

Turn the page and you will see
Why the news is selling
Vonda Shepherd, who is she?
What’s with all the yelling?

Says she jumped a giant fence
From a nearby mountain
For his love – it makes no sense
But she hit the fountain!

Bring me flesh, and bring me bones
Please don’t take forever.
How can I answer the phones?
‘Til she’s back together.

Here’s a left and there’s a right
Fixed with lots of good glue
Poor Groove King got such a fright
Do you think he’ll sue?

Funny Christmas songs are a great way to get everyone singing and having a great time. The traditional Christmas songs have simple melodies, but powerful are so familiar to us all. But after hearing the same cryptic lyrics, year after year, it is not surprising that some children (and adults!) Bored with tradition. So why not try something new this year?

After all, the holidays are a time for love and laughter, and what better way to bring families sharing a joke in a Christmas song! Why even have a go at writing your own funny words? The whole family can have a contest to see who can write the funniest words. Amaze your friends and family this Christmas with carols outrageous, warped, and fun!

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